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Question: LAZzZzZzzZZZzzzYYYYYY husband!?
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway!?
It's been flickering for weeks now!."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light!? Now!? Does it look like I have a G!.E!. logo printed on my forehead!? I don't think so!."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door!? It won't close right!."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door!? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead!? I don't think so!."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door!? They're about to break!."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says!. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead!? I don't think so!. I've had enough of you!. I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours!.
1 day ago - 2 days left to answer!.
Additional Details
1 day ago
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out!. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed!. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working!. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed!. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed!?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried!.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him!. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake!."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him!?"
She replied, "Hellooooo!.!.!. Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's been flickering for weeks now!."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light!? Now!? Does it look like I have a G!.E!. logo printed on my forehead!? I don't think so!."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door!? It won't close right!."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door!? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead!? I don't think so!."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door!? They're about to break!."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says!. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead!? I don't think so!. I've had enough of you!. I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours!.
1 day ago - 2 days left to answer!.
Additional Details
1 day ago
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out!. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed!. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working!. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed!. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed!?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried!.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him!. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake!."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him!?"
She replied, "Hellooooo!.!.!. Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL i dont see it over her head!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that's something!. This isn't a joke right, it's something you see everyday right!? Only difference is that the wife actually admits it here, which is something that never happens in the real world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
woooooooh! looooove it! so much! can't help it! really funny! hahahahahahaaaaaa! keep 'em coming, okay!? thanks a lot! :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny,
Thanks for the giggle!.
I love how she through it back at him, and she probably got a better screw as well!.
>HA HA HA<
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the giggle!.
I love how she through it back at him, and she probably got a better screw as well!.
>HA HA HA<
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holly Crappies so she got her own back at him and I say bravo to her,here have a star and thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaa he deserved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahahahahahahaah awesome clever wife!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha dumb husband funny wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!! niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!! have a star!!!! *<:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaahaah
ahahaha
top joke!.!.!.very clever!.!. yiu did say he was a nice young man!? eh!?!?
My house n car are falling apart, dont spose I can borrow him!. (for a coupla years!?!?)
tee hee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaha
top joke!.!.!.very clever!.!. yiu did say he was a nice young man!? eh!?!?
My house n car are falling apart, dont spose I can borrow him!. (for a coupla years!?!?)
tee hee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i got that in an email about 3 weeks ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh yea baby!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
GREAT ONE!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
like itWww@Enter-QA@Com