Was she being nasty...My wife and i were dining at a table in a restaurant, and !
Question: Was she being nasty!.!.!.My wife and i were dining at a table in a restaurant, and i kept!?
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table!.
My wife asked, "Do you know her!?"
"Yes,"yes i sighed, "She's my ex-girlfriend!. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since!."
"My God!" my wife said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long!?"
now a joke
Two outback cowboys are having a chat about their favourite positions, when one of them says; I like the rodeo rider!.
The rodeo rider!? The other cowboy says, what is that, never heard of it! Well, says the first cowboy, when you're doing it you lean forward, get a firm hold of your wife's boobs and then you whisper in her ear; gee, they feel exactly the same as your sister's!.!. And then you try to stay on for another ten seconds!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife asked, "Do you know her!?"
"Yes,"yes i sighed, "She's my ex-girlfriend!. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since!."
"My God!" my wife said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long!?"
now a joke
Two outback cowboys are having a chat about their favourite positions, when one of them says; I like the rodeo rider!.
The rodeo rider!? The other cowboy says, what is that, never heard of it! Well, says the first cowboy, when you're doing it you lean forward, get a firm hold of your wife's boobs and then you whisper in her ear; gee, they feel exactly the same as your sister's!.!. And then you try to stay on for another ten seconds!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
These are funny! Since you are only in the 6 grade, you were warned! I am in 6 grade but I am not weirded out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
EEEHA !!!!!!
Ride em cowboy!.
Oooh that was fun, another one please!.
Loved the rodeo rider, he was good!.
Thanks
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Ride em cowboy!.
Oooh that was fun, another one please!.
Loved the rodeo rider, he was good!.
Thanks
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st one awsomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha both very funni
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that's funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Second one's the best by far
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i like them both very much!.!.!.thanks for the laughs!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FIRST ONE ROKSWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought its for only 8 seconds!?!?!? lol!.!. XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one isn't that good, but the second one is very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey I got the first one but I didnt get the last one would you care to explain!. oh i got the second one funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sick!. People should block these kind of things for people like me- I'm only in the sixth grade!Www@Enter-QA@Com