Hangover Joke?!
Question: Hangover Joke!?
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party!. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all!. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party!. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong!.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table!. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed!. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean!. So is the rest of the house!.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror!. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table!. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed!. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean!. So is the rest of the house!.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror!. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A man is at the bar, really drunk, and he's falling asleep!. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and get him home before he wakes up lost with a huge hangover!.
So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door!. On the way to the car, he falls down three times!.
When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times!.
They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"
The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair!?"
hahah!.!.it gets me every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door!. On the way to the car, he falls down three times!.
When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times!.
They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"
The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair!?"
hahah!.!.it gets me every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahha, it'sa good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!. No matter how many times I hear it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that was good, lucky wife lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i eat tacos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com