Has anyone got any nerdy jokes?!


Question: Has anyone got any nerdy jokes!?
Any jokes that have either semi- to extremely obscure references to nerdy things (maths, science, philosophy, internet memes etc!.)!?

My current favourite: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
what happened to the plant on the sill of the math classroom!?



it grew square rootsWww@Enter-QA@Com

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with
technology like the
computer industry has, we would all be driving $25!.00 cars that got 1,000
miles to the gallon!."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors might have issued a press
release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:

1!. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day!.

2!. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car!.

3!. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason!. You would
have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off
the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue!. For
some reason you would simply accept this!.

4!. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine!.

5!. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads!.

6!. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning
light!.

7!. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure!?" before deploying!.

8!. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna!.

9!. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because! none of the controls would operate in the
same manner as the old car!.

10!. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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They see me mowing my front lawn i know there all thinking i'm just too white and nerdy!.!. i wanna roll with!.!.!.!.!. Lol this song is nerdyWww@Enter-QA@Com

this one if cool

http://www!.cooperativeindividualism!.org/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd like to be your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves ;)

Technically a pick-up line, but why not :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha hah hahhahahahahah nerdy joke are so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

in history class we always say
"man, i was dropping hamilton's like burr"
(aaron burr killed hamilton in a duel hhahaha)Www@Enter-QA@Com

C:/dos
C:/dos/run
run dos run!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the guy spend his day on YA looking for nerdy jokes!? Because he has no life! HAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

watch the big bang theory, thats got great nerdy jokes heheWww@Enter-QA@Com

what is a teachers favorite type of tree-geomatry tree !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.funny hu!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

what did the hungry human say to the chicken:

answer: hey lay off my eggsWww@Enter-QA@Com



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