I made a joke aboet a Horny octopus is it ok?!
Question: I made a joke aboet a Horny octopus is it ok!?
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Horny octopus joke!?!?!?
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says
"I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument
that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in the bar
look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar!.
The octopus has a look,picks it up, tunes the string,
and starts playing the guitar!.The octopus' owner
pockets the $50 Next, a guy comes up with a trumpet!.
The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks
it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo!. The guy
pockets yet another $50!. The bar owner has been watching
all of this and disappears to the back!. He comes back
a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm!.
He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his
octopus, ' Now, if your octopus can play THAT, I'll give
you $100!. The octopus takes a long hard look at the
bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has yet another
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look from a different angle!. Puzzled, the octopus' owner
comes over and says 'What are you waitin for!? Hurry up
and play that damn thing!
The octopus says, 'Play it!? Hell if I can work out how
to get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna screw it!!
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it!.!.
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Horny octopus joke!?!?!?
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says
"I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument
that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in the bar
look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar!.
The octopus has a look,picks it up, tunes the string,
and starts playing the guitar!.The octopus' owner
pockets the $50 Next, a guy comes up with a trumpet!.
The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks
it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo!. The guy
pockets yet another $50!. The bar owner has been watching
all of this and disappears to the back!. He comes back
a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm!.
He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his
octopus, ' Now, if your octopus can play THAT, I'll give
you $100!. The octopus takes a long hard look at the
bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has yet another
36 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer!.
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35 minutes ago
look from a different angle!. Puzzled, the octopus' owner
comes over and says 'What are you waitin for!? Hurry up
and play that damn thing!
The octopus says, 'Play it!? Hell if I can work out how
to get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna screw it!!
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it!.!.
you can add me to your contacts i post jokes everyday!.!.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
Excellent!
Thanks for the chuckle buddy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!
Thanks for the chuckle buddy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Listen you CLB, stop stealing jokes and claiming them as your own!. You ain't getting no freaking star until you make up your own jokes!.
THE ONLY JOKE YOU KNOW IS YOURSELF!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THE ONLY JOKE YOU KNOW IS YOURSELF!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another random comment, just to get two points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You didn't write it, lying's not nice!. -_-
It's a funny one, but not yours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a funny one, but not yours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omfg, stop stealing jokes from other people and saying that you wrote itWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA! it was pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
u made it!? yeah right!. now thats a big jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com