Some Jokes never fail 2 make me laugh....?!
Question: Some Jokes never fail 2 make me laugh!.!.!.!.!?
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this!?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied!.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man!?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods!. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death!.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine!?
A: They are practicing to be men!.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name!?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough!.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail!?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual!.'
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'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied!.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man!?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods!. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death!.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine!?
A: They are practicing to be men!.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name!?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough!.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail!?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual!.'
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Answers:
lol u r jokes r coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why are men always breaking their arms or legs while raking leaves!?
Cause they keep falling out of the trees!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cause they keep falling out of the trees!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gee, do you hate men or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you get if you cut a cops head into four pieces!?
police headquarters!.
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police headquarters!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
kindah sexist
but oh well
love the "dear lord" one
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
kindah sexist
but oh well
love the "dear lord" one
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, curse you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha nice one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha, last one is so very true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
i luved these =D
u get a star
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i luved these =D
u get a star
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com