Is dis a good old joke?!


Question: Is dis a good old joke!?
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience!. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner!.
The man decided, What the hell, Ill try it!.
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it!. He couldnt do it in his office!. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open!. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe!. Finally, he came up with a plan!.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway!. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck!.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate!. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover!.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants!. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, What!?
He heard, This is the police!. Whats going on down there!?
The man replied, Im checking out the rear axle, its busted!.
Well, you might as well check your brakes too while youre down there, because your truck rolled down the hill ten minutes ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
he probably wont need a jack next timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dat's a good one bro!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ewww but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!

4 out of 5Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

it is not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

not one u would say out loudWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, Oh Man!


The Why's of Men

1!. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX!?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2!. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX!?
(they don't have enough time)

3!. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG!?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4!. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS!?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you!?!!?!)
5!. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS!?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6!. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN!?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7!. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN!?
(don't know!.!.!.!.!.it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:

8!. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH!?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart!.!.!.Then you are just an old sour fart!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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