EVER GOT THIS CALL{joke}?!
Question: EVER GOT THIS CALL{joke}!?
"Hello!?"
"Hi honey!. This is Daddy!. Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!."
A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone!.
"I did it, Daddy!."
"And what happened, honey!?" He asked!.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
On and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into
the swimming pool!.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool!?”
Is this 486-5731!?"
No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hi honey!. This is Daddy!. Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!."
A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone!.
"I did it, Daddy!."
"And what happened, honey!?" He asked!.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
On and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into
the swimming pool!.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool!?”
Is this 486-5731!?"
No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL thats funny!.!.!.!.like always!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaa lol hilarious! i expected seeing the mom and uncle having sex!.!. and that would've have been lame but didn't expect that at all nice job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies now that's what you get when you sleep with the wrong person and dial the wrong number!!!xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol didnt see the last part comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha-ha-ha!!! "Swimming pool!?” ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA!.!.!.!.TOTALLY DIDNT EXPECT THAT AT ALL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA!!! I love thatt!! Sad, but hilarious all the same!. Thanks for making me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just posted this jacker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ouchh! Hope it's all just a dream! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is really weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao, that was very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah that was hilariousssWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oldie but Goldie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard that one!. It was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!!! that was hillarious!!!!!!!!1 hahah im still laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol omg thats horrible!. lol star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
better put in that pool!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, that sucks for!.!.!.pretty much everyone!.
It was pretty good though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was pretty good though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.th!.!.!. was great but sad at the same time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny! lol have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke lol thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats histarical! good joke,
dino goes rawrWww@Enter-QA@Com
dino goes rawrWww@Enter-QA@Com
so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Speaking of wrong numbers lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab!. I grabbed a card on my way in!.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo!. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up!.!.!. you know the kind!.
So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call!."
"Hello!?" the woman says!.
Wow! She sounded sexy!.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one!. No, wait, I should be straight with you!. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex!. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now!. I'm talking kinky the whole night long!. You name it, we'll do it!. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks!. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound!?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic!.!.!. but for an outside line, Sir, you need to press 9!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab!. I grabbed a card on my way in!.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo!. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up!.!.!. you know the kind!.
So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call!."
"Hello!?" the woman says!.
Wow! She sounded sexy!.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one!. No, wait, I should be straight with you!. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex!. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now!. I'm talking kinky the whole night long!. You name it, we'll do it!. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks!. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound!?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic!.!.!. but for an outside line, Sir, you need to press 9!."Www@Enter-QA@Com