Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math.?!
Question: Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math!.!?
Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math!.
"Why!?" asked his father!.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3!?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice!.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2!?'"
"What's the f*@#%! difference!?" asked his dad!.
Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"
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"Why!?" asked his father!.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3!?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice!.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2!?'"
"What's the f*@#%! difference!?" asked his dad!.
Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"
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hi friends i am starting a new website all of u can share our jokes and i will post them in our web site but first i want to collect 200 jokes
pls send ur jokes to this mail id
if u want ur photo also to be posted then u can share it
name of the person who is telling the joke must be there
pls mail ur jokes to this id
work1hours@hotmail!.com
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Answers:
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excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked your Little Johnny joke (I like every little Johnny joke) but am growing tired of the "new website plea" as answers to other questions as well as your own!.
Either way, thanks for the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Dad Won't let drive his car!.
There was this father who had a son!. The son was an honour student all through his highschool years!. It was his 18th Birthday and he decided to go for his drivers license!.His father was very proud of him!. All the father asked of the boy was that he study hard, pass all his exams , clean his room, help with the house work, not to stay out too late at night and hang around with the right crowd!. He also required that he dressed well , was clean and presented himself well!.
Then the son went out and got his drivers license!. He showed it to his father!. His father was proud of him but also asked one little favour!.
He said "Son!. If you want to drive my car I think you should get your hair cut and trim your beard or shave it off"
The son said" Dad I try to be a good son and therefore I model myself after some gret people!. In fact if you read in the Bible you will discover that Jesus had long hair"
Then his father replied "And Jesus also walked "Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this father who had a son!. The son was an honour student all through his highschool years!. It was his 18th Birthday and he decided to go for his drivers license!.His father was very proud of him!. All the father asked of the boy was that he study hard, pass all his exams , clean his room, help with the house work, not to stay out too late at night and hang around with the right crowd!. He also required that he dressed well , was clean and presented himself well!.
Then the son went out and got his drivers license!. He showed it to his father!. His father was proud of him but also asked one little favour!.
He said "Son!. If you want to drive my car I think you should get your hair cut and trim your beard or shave it off"
The son said" Dad I try to be a good son and therefore I model myself after some gret people!. In fact if you read in the Bible you will discover that Jesus had long hair"
Then his father replied "And Jesus also walked "Www@Enter-QA@Com