Are these 2 aussy joke good?!
Question: Are these 2 aussy joke good!?
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Can you rate these two short Aussie jokes!?
A bloke got on the plane in Darwin with a box of mud crabs!.
He approached a female crew member with the request to keep it cold, so she took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator!.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out!.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand!?"
Not one hand went up !.!.!. so she took them home and ate them herself !
Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen VB stubbies and sticks it into the trolley!.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing!?" says Sheila!.
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", Bruce says!.
"Put them back!. We can't afford it," says Sheila and they carry on shopping!.!.!.
A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley!.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing!?" asks Bruce!."
It's my face cream!. It makes me look beautiful," Sheila says!.
To which Bruce replies!.!.!. "SO DOES 12 CANS OF VB AND THAT'S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE"
(vb is an aussie beer incase you dont know)
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Can you rate these two short Aussie jokes!?
A bloke got on the plane in Darwin with a box of mud crabs!.
He approached a female crew member with the request to keep it cold, so she took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator!.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out!.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand!?"
Not one hand went up !.!.!. so she took them home and ate them herself !
Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen VB stubbies and sticks it into the trolley!.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing!?" says Sheila!.
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", Bruce says!.
"Put them back!. We can't afford it," says Sheila and they carry on shopping!.!.!.
A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley!.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing!?" asks Bruce!."
It's my face cream!. It makes me look beautiful," Sheila says!.
To which Bruce replies!.!.!. "SO DOES 12 CANS OF VB AND THAT'S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE"
(vb is an aussie beer incase you dont know)
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At least you are openly "stealing jokes" from other people (as you put it in another post)
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I am ROTFLMFAO at Black Cat!. Hilarious!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I am ROTFLMFAO at Black Cat!. Hilarious!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LISTEN YOU STUPID SON OF A BIT*H, STOP STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF AND CLAIMING THEM AS YOUR OWN!.
AS FOR YOU MICHEAL H, IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU, AUSTRALIAN'S DO NOTHING BUT DRINK BEER, WHOOP @SS AND TELL FU***ING FUNNY JOKES, A'IGHT!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AS FOR YOU MICHEAL H, IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU, AUSTRALIAN'S DO NOTHING BUT DRINK BEER, WHOOP @SS AND TELL FU***ING FUNNY JOKES, A'IGHT!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Austraians are not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Austraians are not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones, not so much down under, well above!Www@Enter-QA@Com
to much to read!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice Copy and Paste! A really dumb thing to do mate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!!! too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
you copiyed from me just like charlie ,vampire ,conan or snow man do cos im the only fanny oenWww@Enter-QA@Com