Competition!!?!


Question: Competition!!!?
i ussualy do a competition to give away free points every day and all you have to do is make me laugh!. only 1 ruel it has to be a short joke 17 lines or less!. if the ruel is broken i will not even take the time to read the joke!. P!.S!. I like blonde jokes and dirty jokes!. i will give the best awnser in 4 hours or later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English!. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things!.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM"!. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum!."

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "**** IT"!. The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"

Billy shakes his head as YES!.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a cock and spank it!?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel!."

Billy shakes his head YES!.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight!.

When he gets there he askes this guy!.!.!.

"Could you hold my bum and **** it while I get my cock and spank it"Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was a blonde sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer wanted to play game of intelligence with her!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde accepted!. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00!. The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No!. A bet's a bet!."

Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

There were these three girls in a bathroom in a bar!. The first girl came out giggling!. The bartender asked "What were you doing!." The girl replied "Blowin Bubbles!." A few minutes later the second girl came out giggling!. The bartender asked "what were you doing!." The girl replied "Blowin Bubbles!." A few minutes later the last girl came out giggling!. The bartender asked "What were you doing!." She replied "Blowing Bubbles!." Then a guy came out of the bathroom smiling!. The bartender said "Let me guess!. You were blowing Bubbles!." The guy said "Dude, I AM Bubbles!."

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

here's a blond joke:
a brunette construction worker opens his lunch and sees a ham sandwich!. he says "ham sandwhich again!?!? the next time i get a ham sandwich, i'm gonna jump off this building!. then, a redheaded construction worker opens his lunch and sees a bowl of pasta!. he says "pasta again!?!? the next time i get this, i'm gonna jump off this building! then, the blond man opens his lunch and sees a pb+j sandwich!. he says "ugh!. pb+j again!?!? the next time i get this, i'm gonna jump off the building too! the next day, each of them get the same lunch and jump off the building!. at the funeral, the brunettes wife bawls her eyes out and so does the redheads wife!. "if only i knew he hated his lunch so much!!!!!!! i could've given him soup or something!" they said together!. all of them stared at the blond man's wife and she goes "don't look at me!!! he packed his own lunch!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are three kids late for school on their first day!. One boy walks in and says he was late because he was on blueberry hill!. Another boy walks in several minutes later and also says he was late because he was on blueberry hill!. A girl walks in a couple of minutes later!. The teacher asks, "Were you on blueberry hill as well!?"
"No maam!. I am Blueberry Hill!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

why do ducks have webbed feet!?
to stomp out fires!.
why do elephants have big feet!?
to stomp out burning ducks

orrrr!
a bear is chasing a bunny in the forest until they run into a magic lamp!. a genie comes out and grants them each three wishes!. "mr bear what is your 1st wish!?" asks the genie!. "for all the girl bears in the forest to dig me!" poof it happens!. "mr rabbit what is your 1st wish!?" asks the genie!. "for a helmet!." poof it happens!. "2nd wish!?" the genie asks mr!. bear!. "for all the girl bears in the WORLD to dig me!" poof it happens!. "and for you, rabbit!?" says the genie!. "for a motorcycle" poof it happens!. "bear what is your last wish!?" i wish i was the last guy bear in the whole world!" "are you sure!?" asks the genie!. "yes yes yes!!" says the bear!. poof it happens!. "rabbit!?" says the genie!. the rabbit gets on his bike, starts the engine, and says "i wish mr bear was gay!." and rides off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jack and Jill went up the Hill to fetch some marijuana!.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill if she "wanna"!.
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun!.
But silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son!.

or

Don't ever look up!. Know why!? Cause there's a guy hanging from the ceiling and if you look up he'll drop his balls in your face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did the blonde say to her swimming teacher after 2 hours in the pool!?

Are you sure that if you take your finger out of that hole that I'll sink and drown!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the blonde have bruises on her stomach!? Well, let's just say her boyfriend is blonde too!.!.!.

lol dirty and blonde, is there anything i cant do!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

A smart blonde, Santa, and a pregnant woman are on an elevator!. They see money on the floor!. Which one picks up the money!?

The pregnant woman! the other two dont exist!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You !Www@Enter-QA@Com

why dont single women fart!.
they dont get an **** hole untill there married!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common!?





!.!.!.They both come on little white crackers! Ha Ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

im tooo lazy to do thisWww@Enter-QA@Com



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