I thought i'd share a joke with you - do you like it?!
Question: I thought i'd share a joke with you - do you like it!?
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white!?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple!.
The child thought for a moment, and then said, "So why's the groom wearing black!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple!.
The child thought for a moment, and then said, "So why's the groom wearing black!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL
i like that, thats good :D
starred!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like that, thats good :D
starred!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great Joke Man !!!! Very FUNNY!. I also wonder why the Groom is wearing Black!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice,
Why does the bride where white!? So she matches the washing machine and fridge when doing the cooking,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why does the bride where white!? So she matches the washing machine and fridge when doing the cooking,Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh ohWww@Enter-QA@Com
Black : wedding is no joke, to a guy! (good joke, very like-able!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The child poses an interesting question!.!.!.!.!.let us think about this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats really clever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! It sure made me laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, that is so funnt!. thnx for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
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excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com