Redneck Santa Rules?!


Question: Redneck Santa Rules!?
1!. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba!. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads "This sleigh insured by Smith & Wesson"!.
2!. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers children to leave RC cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace!. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe!. He dips a little snuff, though, so please have an empty spit can handy!.
3!. Bubba's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying coon dogs instead of reindeer!. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace!.
4!. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid!.!.!." when Bubba Claus arrives!. Instead you will hear "On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte!. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliot and Petty!."
5!. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond "I hear'd dat!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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eh, could have been better!. Id give it 2 stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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