Aww! poor guy?! wut do u think?!?!
Question: Aww! poor guy!?! wut do u think!?!!?
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches !.!.!.
The bad news is that it will require castration!. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your
spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache!. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles!."
Joe was shocked and depressed!. He wondered if he had anything to live for!.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife!. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself!. As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt like a different person!. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life!. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need anew
suit!."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit!."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see !.!.!.size
44 long!."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know!?" "Been in the
business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit!. It fit perfectly!. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt!?" Joe thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure!." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
see!.!.!.34 sleeve and 16 and a half !. neck!." Joe was surprised, "That's right,
how did you know!?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly!. As Joe adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes!?" Joe was on a roll and
said,"Sure!."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see!.!.!. 9- 1/2 E!." Joe was
astonished, "That's right, how did you know!?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly!. Joe walked comfortably around
the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear!?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see!.!.!.size 36!."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old!."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34!. A 34 underwear would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bad news is that it will require castration!. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your
spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache!. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles!."
Joe was shocked and depressed!. He wondered if he had anything to live for!.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife!. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself!. As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt like a different person!. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life!. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need anew
suit!."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit!."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see !.!.!.size
44 long!."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know!?" "Been in the
business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit!. It fit perfectly!. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt!?" Joe thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure!." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
see!.!.!.34 sleeve and 16 and a half !. neck!." Joe was surprised, "That's right,
how did you know!?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly!. As Joe adjusted the collar in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes!?" Joe was on a roll and
said,"Sure!."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see!.!.!. 9- 1/2 E!." Joe was
astonished, "That's right, how did you know!?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly!. Joe walked comfortably around
the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear!?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see!.!.!.size 36!."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old!."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34!. A 34 underwear would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
o no wat have i done,maybe he saved them in a jarWww@Enter-QA@Com
really he is poor guy
was supposed to change something
instead he changed other !!!!!!!!!
i think he was been to the wrong doctor!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
was supposed to change something
instead he changed other !!!!!!!!!
i think he was been to the wrong doctor!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!. Not laughed so much in ages!!!
Aint life a shi**er sometimes lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aint life a shi**er sometimes lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh noooooooo!.!.!.
Poor soul!
If only he had known!
If only!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor soul!
If only he had known!
If only!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats really sad but funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha poor guy i feel his pain but still feel like laughing hahaha poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
damn doctor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL no wonder he had headace 4 that longWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before but it's still a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww, poor guy indeed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes poor guy but good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
really poor guy!.awwwWww@Enter-QA@Com