10 points for the best joke..........?!


Question: 10 points for the best joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before!. "You'll get your chance in court!." said the Desk Sergeant!. "No, no no!" said the man!. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife!. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner!. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering!. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner!. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people!." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner!.!.!. NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction!. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do!?" Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!."

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One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town!. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting!. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center!. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship!. The man turned out to be the village idiot!. "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man!. "How in the world do you do it!?" "Nothing to it," said the idiot!. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward

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Overheard at a party:

The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump will marry next (a serious remark)!.

Odds are: Marla Maples 34 to 1, Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1, etc!. etc!., and Boy George 65000 to 1!.

Someone else who overheard suggested that The Donald would place a large bet on Boy George and marry him to collect!.

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There is a town where they have a church but no-one to ring the church bell!. So the people of the town have an audition to see who can be their bell ringer!.
First a man comes up and hits the bell with the hammer!. The noise is rather loud but he is turned down!. The auditions carry on in this vein, with different people trying until finally a man comes up and absolutely smacks the bell with his head!. The judges are pleased and they give him the job!.
The man does his job for a couple of months as he constantly hits the bell with his head when needed!. But one day, he hits the bell so hard that it goes waaaaay up, comes back down and hits him straight off the church!. He dies!.
People gather round to see who this dead body on the street is but no-one knows!. Then, a smart alec man comes along and say,
'I don't know who he is but his face rings a bell'!.






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This is crime story!. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY!.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY!. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police!.
MAD: Is it police station!?!?!?
Police: Yes, what is the matter!?!?
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY!.
Police: Are you mad!?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD!.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN!.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom!.!.!.!.
Police: you FOOL!.!.!.
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news!. "I’ve got some good news and some bad news," God said!.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first!."

Smiling, God explained, "I’ve got two new organs for you, One is called a brain!. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve!. The other organ I have for you is called a penis!. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet!. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children!."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me!.
What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings!?"

God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time!."

*Footnote: You know why men have a hole at the end of their penis!? So they
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This taxi cab driver was driving around trying to find some last customers!. He sees a nun down the street trying to catch a cab!. He stops and the nun gets in!. After driving for about a block, the man goes, "Can I tell you something!?"
"Sure", the nun said!.
"I've always wanted to do it with a nun!."
"Two conditions", said the nun, "You have to be single and a virgin" The man says that he is single and a virgin!. The nun says okay and they go into the alley and after 10 minutes, the guy goes, "I have a confession!. I'm married and have 2 kids!." The nun goes, " I also have a confession!. My name is Jeff and I'm on my way to a Halloween party!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

3 pregnant women waiting at the doctors surgery 1 goes in and when she comes back out she is all smiles!.
She tells the other two why the doctor said depending on which sexual position you where in would determine the sex of your child she was on top of her husband and she was having a girl!. The second women went in and came out and said she's right my husband was on top of me AND I'M HAVING A BOY
3RD LADY GOING IN COMES OUT CRYING WHATEVER IS THE MATTER SAYS THE OTHER 2 WOMEN
THE WOMEN CRIED I'M HAVING PUPPIES!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jesus, Moses and Buddha were fishing in a boat!.!. They weren't catching any fish!. So Moses says I am I starving I am going to get my lunch!. So Moses walks on water gets his lunch and gets back in the boat!. Jesus says that is just like you, you didn't get my lunch!. So Jesus walks on the water and gets his lunch and then gets back in the boat!. Then he says sorry Buddha I forgot to get your lunch!. Buddha says no problem gets out of the boat!. Then he falls in the water!. Moses then says to Jesus!. should we have told Buddha about the rocks in the pond!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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