Any blonde jokes that can top this new one?!
Question: Any blonde jokes that can top this new one!?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started!.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?'
The blonde answers, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea!.' Then !.he says with a deep sigh, !. !. 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?'
The blonde answers, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea!.' Then !.he says with a deep sigh, !. !. 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmfao, that's hilarious! *
i don't think anything can top that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't think anything can top that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have heard tht a million times b4!.!.!.!.!.heres a new one!.!.!.!.
a blonde is sitting in the middle of the field in a row boat!.just rowing away!. another blonde pulls up in a mini van and says"you know that its blondes like you who give us a bad name and if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde is sitting in the middle of the field in a row boat!.just rowing away!. another blonde pulls up in a mini van and says"you know that its blondes like you who give us a bad name and if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol lol lol :) :) :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahehehohoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! Nope, Nothing Can Top That!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha that is pretty funny!.!.!. good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!! cant top that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yap!.!.!.I know a lot better than this!. Sorry man but it's stupid for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com