Marital Counseling?!
Question: Marital Counseling!?
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage!.When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a painful tirade listing every problem that they had!.
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable!. A list of unmet needs that she had endured over the course of their marriage!.
Finally, after allowing this to go for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the woman to stand, embraced and kissed the woman passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow!.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze!.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!. Can you do this!?"
The husband thought for a minute and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable!. A list of unmet needs that she had endured over the course of their marriage!.
Finally, after allowing this to go for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the woman to stand, embraced and kissed the woman passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow!.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze!.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!. Can you do this!?"
The husband thought for a minute and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Not the boring but not the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe i've heard that one before!. still pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com