Say something funny and you get best answer im in a mood for laughter...?!
Question: Say something funny and you get best answer im in a mood for laughter!.!.!.!?
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For whatever reason that always cracks up my friends!.!.
"Never argue with an idiot!. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"Www@Enter-QA@Com
For whatever reason that always cracks up my friends!.!.
"Never argue with an idiot!. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, so my Astronomy teacher is talking about constellations!. Nobody is really paying attention!. And so he goes on about how Virgo is in the Zodiac, which goes along the Milky way; She's lying on her back and so she won't be a virgin for long!.
Everybody in the class is suddenly wide awake and is shocked that a teacher would say something like that!. Oh, there was also a guy from the college that gives out credits for the class in the corner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everybody in the class is suddenly wide awake and is shocked that a teacher would say something like that!. Oh, there was also a guy from the college that gives out credits for the class in the corner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i just tripped over all my stairs on my way down holding some jello and it flew and hit the wall so green jello is all over my walls!. then i got up and the cup fell and hit my head so now i have green jello in my hair yuck!. all my friends saw it also and where cracking up, and one peed her pants! hahahaha!.
lemonade!?
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green jello!?
ahahaha i hope that cracked you up!.!.!.it sure did for my friends! and i was laughing even though my leg is killing me! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lemonade!?
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green jello!?
ahahaha i hope that cracked you up!.!.!.it sure did for my friends! and i was laughing even though my leg is killing me! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're trapped in a room (with 4 walls) with no windows or doors!. The only things in there are a mirror and a table, how do you get out!?
You look in the mirror, take what you SAW!. You use the saw to cut the table in half!. The two halves make a HOLE and you climb through the hole to get out!.
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You look in the mirror, take what you SAW!. You use the saw to cut the table in half!. The two halves make a HOLE and you climb through the hole to get out!.
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HUNKY, CHUNKY, FUNKY, MONKEY!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm so thirsty i could fart dust!!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I'm such a lady! Oh well, you can't polish a turd!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A battery walks into a bar - the bartender says "Don't start anything!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i just took a Viagra!. got stuck in my throat!. now i have a stiff neckWww@Enter-QA@Com