Have u heard these proverbs for a "HEALTHIER" life?!
Question: Have u heard these proverbs for a "HEALTHIER" life!?
* If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out!.
* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!.
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage
makes you a mechanic!.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before!.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!.
* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious!.
* It is easier to get forgiveness than permission!.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program!.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip!.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks!.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good!.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway!.
* Men are from earth!. Women are from earth!. Deal with it!.
* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes!.
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change
places!.
* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming!.
* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
you need it!.
* There is always one more imbecile than you counted on!.
* Experience is a wonderful thing!. It enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again!.
* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends!.
* Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator!.
* Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world!.
* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to
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* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!.
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage
makes you a mechanic!.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before!.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!.
* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious!.
* It is easier to get forgiveness than permission!.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program!.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip!.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks!.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good!.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway!.
* Men are from earth!. Women are from earth!. Deal with it!.
* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes!.
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change
places!.
* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming!.
* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
you need it!.
* There is always one more imbecile than you counted on!.
* Experience is a wonderful thing!. It enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again!.
* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends!.
* Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator!.
* Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world!.
* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to
be amused!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission" I think I iove my life by this one! :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my gosh! i've never heard these things before but they are so so funny! thanks for posting!. i'm going to have these printed and posted on my wall!. i thought i was the only one that swept the room with a glance! lol!. super funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very amusing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha very nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent list thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
These were quite clever!. Well done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i have and keep them in my file!.thanks for the reminder =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
You forgot ; I am not as think as stoned that i am!.!.!.!.!.!.!.huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
fab list thanks hun they are so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good,,,,I might use some later,,,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol they are greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!. never heard of em!.Www@Enter-QA@Com