11th time's the charm?(joke)?!
Question: 11th time's the charm!?(joke)!?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO -- I LOVE lawyer jokes! I hope she didn't marry a "partner" -- If he's high enough up in the firm -- he's going to assign the actual work to someone else!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaha!. i love lists like this, funny!
11th time's the charm
im the 11th answerer! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
11th time's the charm
im the 11th answerer! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha the stamp collector!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahah thanks good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heyy!!! easy on the lawyer ones haha :P its hilarious though!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That`s ace have a star,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao great joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good stufWww@Enter-QA@Com
great joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
excellent!
thanks for the laughs!!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!
thanks for the laughs!!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com