Oy Vey? (joke)?!
Question: Oy Vey!? (joke)!?
Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten!.
"Behave, my Buibaleh" she says!. "Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh! And come right back home on the bus, Schein Kindaleh!.
Your Mommy loves you a lot, my Ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him!. "So what did my Pupaleh learn on his first day of school!?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is Jerry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Behave, my Buibaleh" she says!. "Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh! And come right back home on the bus, Schein Kindaleh!.
Your Mommy loves you a lot, my Ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him!. "So what did my Pupaleh learn on his first day of school!?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is Jerry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
a yiddishe mama in New York called a travel agent and said
"I want to visit the temple of the Great Llama in Tibet and see the Great Llama"!.
The agent was puzzled, looked into the matter and called her back and said :
"You can fly to India, take a train to the nepal capital of Katmandu, but from there you have to ride yak to the tibetan border and continue there on yak!. The only problem is, that if you are allowed to see the Great Llama, you only are allowed to speak no more than 3 words to him"!.
The yiddishe mama said :Thats okay!. I'm going!."
And she went, She took the plane to India, the train to Katmandu, and the yak from there and finally arrived at the temple of the Great Llama in Tibet!. She pounded on the gate, and was allowed to enter, but warned that she can only speak 3 words to the Great Llama!. She agreed, and was escorted into the hall where the Great Llama presided!. She walked up to him and said:
"Sheldon, come home!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I want to visit the temple of the Great Llama in Tibet and see the Great Llama"!.
The agent was puzzled, looked into the matter and called her back and said :
"You can fly to India, take a train to the nepal capital of Katmandu, but from there you have to ride yak to the tibetan border and continue there on yak!. The only problem is, that if you are allowed to see the Great Llama, you only are allowed to speak no more than 3 words to him"!.
The yiddishe mama said :Thats okay!. I'm going!."
And she went, She took the plane to India, the train to Katmandu, and the yak from there and finally arrived at the temple of the Great Llama in Tibet!. She pounded on the gate, and was allowed to enter, but warned that she can only speak 3 words to the Great Llama!. She agreed, and was escorted into the hall where the Great Llama presided!. She walked up to him and said:
"Sheldon, come home!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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