Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life,?!
Question: Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life,!?
and thought they should go to college to get ahead!.
The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic!.
"What's Logic!?" the first redneck asked!. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example!. Do you own a weed eater!?" "I sure do!." said the first redneck!.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor!.
"That's real good!" said the redneck!.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house!."
Impressed, the redneck said,
"Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor!.
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on!.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic!.
"What's Logic!?" the first redneck asked!. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example!. Do you own a weed eater!?" "I sure do!." said the first redneck!.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor!.
"That's real good!" said the redneck!.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house!."
Impressed, the redneck said,
"Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor!.
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on!.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Logically speaking!.!.!. when Hillary and Obama are through knocking each other and decide which one will run against McCain!.!.!. doesn't it mean that all the money they spent and all the rhetoric we had to listen to!.!.!. was for nothing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well, you managed to bash rednecks and gays in one joke - yeah for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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