What was the joke?!


Question: What was the joke!?
What is that joke that has something to do with a computer that can tell whats wrong with you like if you have a broken arm and what you should do for it to get better !.!.and some guy tries to trick it by doing alot of things but in the end the comp!. still knew it all!.!.Sorry thats all i can remember!.!.i heard it a few years ago!.!.!.does anyone know it!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
is that the walmart one!.!.


In the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow
hurts like hell!. I guess I'd better see a doctor!."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies!.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart!. Just give
it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do about it!.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars !. !. !. A lot
cheaper than a doctor!."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes
it to Wal-Mart!.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
asks for the urine sample!. He pours the sample into the slot and waits!.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow!. Soak your arm in warm water and
avoid heavy activity!. It will improve in two weeks!. Thank you for
shopping @ Wal-Mart"

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled!.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good
measure!.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results!.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
results!.

The computer prints the following:

1!. Your tap water is too hard!. Get a water softener!.
(Aisle 9)
2!. Your dog has ringworm!. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo!. (Aisle 7)
3!. Your daughter has a cocaine habit!. Get her into rehab!.
4!. Your wife is pregnant!. Twins!. They aren't yours!. Get a
lawyer!.
5!. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-MartWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect!.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue!.!.!.'
He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's the Urinalysis story about a guy combining a dog, her daughter, his friend piss for urinalysis!. The result were he got a tennis elbow from masturbation, he is pregant, etc!.
If I still have it in my email or go to newfunnypages!.com I think!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont know!.!.!. sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com



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