Is this the FUNNIEST lil johnny joke?....?!
Question: Is this the FUNNIEST lil johnny joke!?!.!.!.!.!?
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth!. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc!. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today!?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response!. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds!. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this!.
And Little Johnny said, "Well!.!.!.every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response!. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds!. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this!.
And Little Johnny said, "Well!.!.!.every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i agree that is the funniest!.!.!.!.
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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i agree that is the funniest!.!.!.!.
thanks for posting!.!.!.
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This one is definitely better!
I love it!
It is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!
It is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Honey now you can have a star and thanks for the laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i like this 1 better than other 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol omg that is a funny one!
thanks for the jokes and keep on posting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the jokes and keep on posting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.
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haha thats a good one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one is way better
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thanks so muchWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha thats pretty good!. i've never heard that beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah u shouldnt play around like that jesus doesnt want disrespectWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.!.good one
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another!. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you!. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat!."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old!."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another!. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you!. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat!."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old!."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"Www@Enter-QA@Com