Tell me one...?!
Question: Tell me one!.!.!.!?
Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a
conversation!.
First blonde says "How did you die!?"
Second says "I froze to death"!.
First blonde says "Must have been awful!."
Second blonde says "How did you die!?"
First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed
to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading!. I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic
and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died!."
Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd
both still be alive!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
conversation!.
First blonde says "How did you die!?"
Second says "I froze to death"!.
First blonde says "Must have been awful!."
Second blonde says "How did you die!?"
First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed
to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading!. I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic
and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died!."
Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd
both still be alive!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao!.!.!.!.!.funny!.!.!.!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaahaa thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Both very funny!. lol!.!.!. If you write your jokes in a word precessor first then copy and paste, you won't have to keep writing more details!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny! And I don't think I've heard the 2nd one before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st one was funny,
2nd too longWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd too longWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are funny!. I love Blonde jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh snap!
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com