Kiwis & Aussies at the World Cup?!
Question: Kiwis & Aussies at the World Cup!?
Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are traveling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England!.
At the station, the three Kiwis each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one ticket between them!.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket!?" asks one of the Kiwis!.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Aussies!. They all board the train!. The Kiwis take their respective seats but all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them!.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets!. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Tickets please!." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand!. The conductor takes it and moves on!.
The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea!. So after the game, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the station, the three Kiwis each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one ticket between them!.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket!?" asks one of the Kiwis!.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Aussies!. They all board the train!. The Kiwis take their respective seats but all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them!.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets!. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Tickets please!." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand!. The conductor takes it and moves on!.
The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea!. So after the game, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
i thought you were in Singapore !.!.!.!.
Conan Aussie conan try that next time he runs into sheep rootin kiwi'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought you were in Singapore !.!.!.!.
Conan Aussie conan try that next time he runs into sheep rootin kiwi'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolol, clever, i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com