Not That Much............John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate t!
Question: Not That Much!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary!.
"Would you like a new Mink Coat!?" he asks!.
"Not really," says Mary!.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car!?"
says John!. "No," she responds!.
"What about a new vacation home in the country!?" he suggests!.
She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks!."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary!?" John asks!.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary!.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Not really," says Mary!.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car!?"
says John!. "No," she responds!.
"What about a new vacation home in the country!?" he suggests!.
She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks!."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary!?" John asks!.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary!.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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brilliantly funny this one ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, that hit me upside the head, realized that I spent more than double on my divorce than all the gifts to her in 20 years of marriage, and believe me, I spent a lot in gifts!. No good rotten wench!. Liked the joke by the way!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's so funny! and so true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow isnt that the truth!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u copyed that of of larry the cable guyWww@Enter-QA@Com