Appreciate what you have? (joke)?!


Question: Appreciate what you have!? (joke)!?
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -- "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried!. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you!. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell you what happened!."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!!

And the husband began --

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift!. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car!. I noticed that she
was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty!. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days !Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lmao good one

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.






so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."


The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

She was acting innocent and turned out to be a!.!.!.!.!. she deserved to be cheated!. It was a good story beside a joke!. She was so superficial!. Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL -- isn't rationalization GREAT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahaha very hilarious! thanks for sharing :):)Www@Enter-QA@Com

PMSL! very funny 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahhahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha she can't say anything to that!

???Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha!. what an ending!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!!!
Good one, it may have been a bit long but it was worth it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha that was a great joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, the classics are always the best jokes!. Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!. good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

And so she put it to good use!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love it!.!.!.!.hilarious!. Thanks for this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

he was still wrong!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your jokes are the best!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh sh!t hahaha thats great!!! lol ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

what a kind and compassionate man
Its so nice to see men that understanding!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha!.!.!.!. very good Bebop, worth a star!. I had an ex-wife like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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