Games to play when you're an old geezer (joke)?!
Question: Games to play when you're an old geezer (joke)!?
1!. Sag, you're it!.
2!. Hide and go pee!.
3!. 20 questions shouted into your good ear!.
4!. Kick the bucket!.
5!. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over!.
6!. Musical recliners!.
7!. Simon says something incoherent!.
8!. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy!.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1!. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale!.
2!. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them!.
3!. You change your underwear after a sneeze!.
OLD IS WHEN:
1!. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!.
2!. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!.
3!. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today!.
4!. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot!.
5!. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Hide and go pee!.
3!. 20 questions shouted into your good ear!.
4!. Kick the bucket!.
5!. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over!.
6!. Musical recliners!.
7!. Simon says something incoherent!.
8!. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy!.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1!. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale!.
2!. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them!.
3!. You change your underwear after a sneeze!.
OLD IS WHEN:
1!. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!.
2!. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!.
3!. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today!.
4!. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot!.
5!. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HEY!.!.!.there are advantages to being old you know!.!.!.!.
1!. Kidnappers are not very interested in you!.
2!. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first!.
3!. No one expects you to run into a burning building!.
4!. People call at 9 p!.m!. and ask, "Did I wake you!?"
5!. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.
6!. There's nothing left to learn the hard way!.
7!. Things you buy now won't wear out!.
8!. You can eat dinner at 4 p!.m!.
9!. You can live without sex (but not without glasses)!.
10!. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations!.
11!. You get into a heated argument about pension plans!.
12!. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.
13!. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.
14!. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.
15!. You sing along with the elevator music!.
16!. Your eyes won't get much worse!.
17!. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.
18!. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service!.
19!. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.
20!. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size!.
21!. You can't remember who sent you this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Kidnappers are not very interested in you!.
2!. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first!.
3!. No one expects you to run into a burning building!.
4!. People call at 9 p!.m!. and ask, "Did I wake you!?"
5!. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac!.
6!. There's nothing left to learn the hard way!.
7!. Things you buy now won't wear out!.
8!. You can eat dinner at 4 p!.m!.
9!. You can live without sex (but not without glasses)!.
10!. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations!.
11!. You get into a heated argument about pension plans!.
12!. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.
13!. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.
14!. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.
15!. You sing along with the elevator music!.
16!. Your eyes won't get much worse!.
17!. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!.
18!. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service!.
19!. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either!.
20!. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size!.
21!. You can't remember who sent you this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha another great joke thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha nice ones thanks for sharing :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude i dont wanna get old anymore!.!.!. well at least if i pee myself when im older people wont make fun of me they will jest feel bad!! yes!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very good thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very, very funny! Here's a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot!."
I hope I'm never that old!. I cringed inside!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope I'm never that old!. I cringed inside!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha very nice!.
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haha the joys of getting old!.!.!.im glad in only 21Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny thanks for the jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the heads up!.!.!.i will remember that when i get old!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. good thing im still young!. but ill keep this list in case the time comes!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dammn! i hope i never get that old!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!! those are good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny but damn, is it that bad when you are old!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.!.thats excellent!.!.!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.funny!.!.!.!.!.hey im gonna be old but have a sense of humor!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I guess I've been engaged in game play all this time!. i feel better now!.
Now!.!.!.what was i talking about!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now!.!.!.what was i talking about!?Www@Enter-QA@Com