Most random wins 10 points!!!!?!
Question: Most random wins 10 points!!!!!?
who wants 10 points!? anyone!? anyone!? well here it is!. all you have to do is give me your funniest quote or your most humorous random blast!. i don't want a joke!. i don't want a riddle!. just random stuff!. (note: the most random might not win!. it's whom i find the random stuff most humorous!.) good luck!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
im just gona ramble on about everything and nothing :D!. dont u just love that when people write down absolute ****! :L excuse the tongue!. and the spelling!.
im going to Alton Towers tomorrow and in case u dont know what that is it just like a big theme park in england!. im so excited!. me + my two mates will be wearing hawian shorts hahaha!. so if anyone sees us come over to say hi :L!.
i defo know no ones gona read this but i like to TYPE :)
blaaah i could go on all day!.
did u know chinchilas taste funny + fluffy!. :L
i love you guys :) just everyone makes me shhmiiiile :D:D
ha im really totaly strange so dont worry im not like out of my mind its just me :)
i love yousWww@Enter-QA@Com
im going to Alton Towers tomorrow and in case u dont know what that is it just like a big theme park in england!. im so excited!. me + my two mates will be wearing hawian shorts hahaha!. so if anyone sees us come over to say hi :L!.
i defo know no ones gona read this but i like to TYPE :)
blaaah i could go on all day!.
did u know chinchilas taste funny + fluffy!. :L
i love you guys :) just everyone makes me shhmiiiile :D:D
ha im really totaly strange so dont worry im not like out of my mind its just me :)
i love yousWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole chicken!"
"When all else fails, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself to the lesbians!"
"My Karma ran over my dogma!"
"Yargh me mateys! Man the long nines! Schmee bring 'er round, aye be ready to fire me canister load on her port side!"
An Elderly man once said,"Son, if you are ever screwin' a young lady and your balls fall in!.!.!. Marry her, she is someone special!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"When all else fails, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself to the lesbians!"
"My Karma ran over my dogma!"
"Yargh me mateys! Man the long nines! Schmee bring 'er round, aye be ready to fire me canister load on her port side!"
An Elderly man once said,"Son, if you are ever screwin' a young lady and your balls fall in!.!.!. Marry her, she is someone special!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
put me through to the pentagon!! - stewie from family guy
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news!. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts!. Who are they gonna call!?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom!.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane!. Their insurance company!. That's just stupid what you said!.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg!? Guys can marry other guys now!. So!.!.!.this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it!? I mean you as well pack it in!. Game over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news!. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts!. Who are they gonna call!?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom!.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane!. Their insurance company!. That's just stupid what you said!.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg!? Guys can marry other guys now!. So!.!.!.this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it!? I mean you as well pack it in!. Game over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My boss is married to a Mexican woman first of all!. And we were trying to decide what to eat for lunch when he suggests Taco Bell!. Well, my co-worker says "Didn't you say you had Mexican for dinner last night!?" And my boss promptly replies "I have Mexican every night!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The best one for me was when this woman was interviewing a tall blonde girl (no joke) and she asked if she was a vegetarian the blonde sayed yes!. Interviewer: What do you like to eat!? Tall Blonde: Hamburgers, Hotdogs, oh wait is that meat!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat!. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection!? I thought you said 'inspection'!." Then they'd probably feel real bad and maybe I could get out of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is why the masterbating of the tigers in the kitchen might be able to send some pepsi smoking in the wrong direction as did the father of gods, neptune used to say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dsjfkhaskdfwgnvinvgibJBERUBGPIFUNVJABFIV!.!.!.
that was me banging my head on my keyboard
=)
now everyone's staring!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was me banging my head on my keyboard
=)
now everyone's staring!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Weirdest quote from Keeping up with the Kardashians:
"At a party, there is a big difference between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool"
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"At a party, there is a big difference between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool"
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friends dad said
"the only time i got a** when i was your age is if i poked a hole w/ my finger when i wiped my butt!."
true story!
sorry it's kind of a joke!.!.!.
ah well!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"the only time i got a** when i was your age is if i poked a hole w/ my finger when i wiped my butt!."
true story!
sorry it's kind of a joke!.!.!.
ah well!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
life is like a box of chocolates,u never know what youre gonna get
life is like a bowl of cherries
always full of the pits
life is like a dick!.!.!.when it gets hard!.!.!.f**k itWww@Enter-QA@Com
life is like a bowl of cherries
always full of the pits
life is like a dick!.!.!.when it gets hard!.!.!.f**k itWww@Enter-QA@Com
friendship is like peeing in your pants!. everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmthWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Procratination is like masturbation, it feels good until you realize you are f****ucking yourself!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mc'DonaldsWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like big butts and i cannot lie!.!.!.it's something i can't deny! Random enough!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
pineappleWww@Enter-QA@Com
you don't even realize that your head just came out of my butt, do you!?
-bf jb nmWww@Enter-QA@Com
-bf jb nmWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi Zak I love pancakes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.so I said, "Rectum!? I nearly killed him!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
meatloaf is better with mustardWww@Enter-QA@Com
I want my baby back baby back ribs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when in doubt, pull out!Www@Enter-QA@Com