Do you think this is cruel to labour?!
Question: Do you think this is cruel to labour!?
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks!.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks!.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!!. We can take an ******** out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hoursWww@Enter-QA@Com
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks!.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!!. We can take an ******** out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hoursWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I love that one !. Here is it′s sister!.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into London !. Nothing is moving north or south!.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window!.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up!?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Brown and Darling!. They are asking for a £5 million ransom!. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire!. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection!.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving!?'
"About a gallon!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into London !. Nothing is moving north or south!.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window!.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up!?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Brown and Darling!. They are asking for a £5 million ransom!. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire!. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection!.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving!?'
"About a gallon!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaha!. =] xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
*gg*
long live the English! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
long live the English! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very old jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!! thanks for the laugh!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
much LOLs to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com