Can you finish this sentence the best for 10 pts??? Your mama is so.....?!


Question: Can you finish this sentence the best for 10 pts!?!?!? Your mama is so!.!.!.!.!.!?
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the air for joy, she got stuck!!

Yo mamma is so fat that when she was walking down the street in a yellow dress, someone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

fat,when a truck crashed into her, she yelled who threw thet rock!?
fat, that whaen she goes tom the beach, the whales come and sing we are family poor, when i lit a match she said clap your hands, stomp tour feet, thank the lord we got heat!
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fat that every time her phone beeps, people think she is backing up!.

fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!.

stupid that she tried to alphabatize M&Ms!.

stupid that she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ugly, she makes Jackson look good

Dumb, she studied for a blood test

Ugly, people pay her to stay away from them

Old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbooksWww@Enter-QA@Com

so fat, she tried to log onto the internet, and an error message came up saying she was already worldwide!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mama is so old she farts dustWww@Enter-QA@Com

So fat that she got more "chins" than a chineese phone book!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so old she lost her virginity in the back of a chariot!.
so hairy you got rug burn when you came out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so old, she co-wrote the ten commandmentssWww@Enter-QA@Com

ugly, when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to go to the FREE clinic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAIRY THAT SHE HAS AFROS ON HER NIPPLES!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

tight that I could have been your dad but the guy behind had the correct change!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

stupid that she put a quaryter in the parking meter and waited for a piece of gum 2 come outWww@Enter-QA@Com

fat she breaks the flatWww@Enter-QA@Com

is so retarted (they say something) ya i hate that show toWww@Enter-QA@Com

fat she has more Chins than a Hong Kong phonebook!. (:Www@Enter-QA@Com

fat she has a real horse on her shirt HAHAHAAWww@Enter-QA@Com

fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "One at a time please"Www@Enter-QA@Com

stupid, she told a yo momma joke and thought it was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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