Do you know the difference between male and female?!
Question: Do you know the difference between male and female!?
You might not have known this, but a lot of
> non-living objects are actually either male or
> female!. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS:
> They are male, because they hold everything in, but
> you can see right through them!. PHOTOCOPIERS:
> These are female, because once turned off, it takes
> a while to warm them up again!. They are an effective
> reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
> but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
> buttons!. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go
> bald easily and are often over inflated!. HOT AIR
> BALLOONS: also a male object, because to get them to
> go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their
> ****!. SPONGES: These are female, because they are
> soft, squeezable and retain water!. WEB PAGES:
> Female, because they're constantly being looked at
> and frequently getting hit on!. TRAINS: Definitely
> male, because they always use the same old lines for
> picking up people!. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are
> female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
> the bottom!. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000
> years, they've hardly changed at all, and are
> occasionally handy to have around!. THE REMOTE
> CONTROL: Female!. Ha! You probably thought it would
> be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man
> pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
> doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
> keeps trying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
> non-living objects are actually either male or
> female!. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS:
> They are male, because they hold everything in, but
> you can see right through them!. PHOTOCOPIERS:
> These are female, because once turned off, it takes
> a while to warm them up again!. They are an effective
> reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
> but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
> buttons!. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go
> bald easily and are often over inflated!. HOT AIR
> BALLOONS: also a male object, because to get them to
> go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their
> ****!. SPONGES: These are female, because they are
> soft, squeezable and retain water!. WEB PAGES:
> Female, because they're constantly being looked at
> and frequently getting hit on!. TRAINS: Definitely
> male, because they always use the same old lines for
> picking up people!. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are
> female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
> the bottom!. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000
> years, they've hardly changed at all, and are
> occasionally handy to have around!. THE REMOTE
> CONTROL: Female!. Ha! You probably thought it would
> be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man
> pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
> doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
> keeps trying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good points there! i especially like the last one
good job *star* for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good job *star* for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha those were good!! Especially the Photocopier, very well put!! lol
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The difference !?!?!?
Man who flies plane upside down has balls up!.
Woman who flies plane upside down has crack up!.
Anyone got a parachute !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man who flies plane upside down has balls up!.
Woman who flies plane upside down has crack up!.
Anyone got a parachute !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
difference between male & female huh!?!? their praivate parts!.!.!.!. lol ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that made complete sense!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, I love this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK - I understand all of those!. So, what's a computer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one is a gooder LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one would be my step dad!. he never knows how to use the tv remoteWww@Enter-QA@Com
i loved it!!! it was like sooo true!! star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good one
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com