Joke. Is this grounds for divorce or murder?!
Question: Joke!. Is this grounds for divorce or murder!?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his
eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide!." The Pharmacist
asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide!?"
The Lady replies, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
cannot give you cyanide to kill your
husband!. That's against the law! I'd lose my license! They'll throw
both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen!. Absolutely NOT! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different!. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
the pharmacist, looked straight into his
eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide!." The Pharmacist
asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide!?"
The Lady replies, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
cannot give you cyanide to kill your
husband!. That's against the law! I'd lose my license! They'll throw
both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen!. Absolutely NOT! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different!. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very funny Kitty,!.!.!.you always know how to make me smile!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!. I am going to print it off to tell my husband who is a pharmacist when he gets home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would go with the divorce!. They are not worth going to jail over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before but its still great!!!! thanks for the laugh!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
rotflolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was kinda funny but quite predictable!.!.!.!.!.!.
The last line was good!.!.!.!. "YOu had a prescription!.!.!.!." lol!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last line was good!.!.!.!. "YOu had a prescription!.!.!.!." lol!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, nice one ms!. kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!
that is funny!
Star for you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny!
Star for you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
both lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good one
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com