What is the most corny joke you can think of?!
Question: What is the most corny joke you can think of!?
ex!. How do you know its raining cats and dogs!?
A!. you step in a poodleWww@Enter-QA@Com
A!. you step in a poodleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol funny
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock-knock
Who's there!?
Boo!
Boo who!?
Well, if you're going to cry (boo-hoo) I can't finish the joke!
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "So why the long face!?"
Why do babies walk softly!? 'Cause babies can't walk, hardly!
What's black and white and black and white and black and white!?
A nun falling down the stairs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Boo!
Boo who!?
Well, if you're going to cry (boo-hoo) I can't finish the joke!
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "So why the long face!?"
Why do babies walk softly!? 'Cause babies can't walk, hardly!
What's black and white and black and white and black and white!?
A nun falling down the stairs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?
Because he didn't have the guts!
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern!?
A Plumpkin!.
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
the giraffe!.
did you hear about the fight in the candy store!?
two suckers got licked!.
Why do ducks have flat feet!?
For stomping out forest fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
For stomping out burning ducks!.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape!?
a grape is purple!.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill!?
Look, here come the elephants coming over the hill!.
Why did the elephant wear sunglasses!?
It didn't want to be recognized!.
Why did the grape wear sunglasses!?
It wanted to be an elephant!.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, she thought they were grapes!.
How does an elephant commit suicide!?
It sticks its trunk up its butt and farts!.
how many elephants fit in a volkswagen!?
ten: two in the front, two in the back, and six in the trunk!.
how do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator!?
footprints in the butter!.
how do you tell if ten elephants have been in your refrigerator!?
there's a volkswagen parked outside!.
what are the three steps for putting an elephant in your refrigerator!?
open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant, close the refrigerator door!.
what are the four steps for putting a rhinoceros in your refrigerator!?
open the refrigerator door, take out the elephant, put in the rhino, close the refrigerator door!.
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros!?
elephino!.
"i'm thirsty" "hi thirsty my name is Friday!. come over Saturday and we can have a Sundae!."
A guy walks into an empty bar and says, "Hey, Bartender,
give me a drink!." So the guy sits down, sipping his drink,
when he hears a small voice, "I like your tie!." The man turns to the bartender and says, "Did you say something!?" "No, I didn't say anything," says the bartender!. The man shrugs it off!. And again he hears the small voice call out, "Your hair looks really nice!." The man turns to the bartender and asks!. "There it goes again, didn't you hear that!?" "No," Replied the bartender, "I didn't hear anything!." Once again, the man returns to his drink when he hears, "Gee, that suit looks great on you!." "Bartender!" exclaimed the man, "I am absolutely sure I heard something!. What's going on here!?" "Oh," said the bartender!. "That must be our peanuts!. They're complimentary!."
Two guys in pre-colonial England!.!.!.
Person A: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Person B: Why!?
Person A: To get to the other side!.
Person B: That's so corny!.
Person A: What's CORN!?!!?!!?!
there's these 2 muffins in an oven!.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked!.
And one of them yells "Hey, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he didn't have the guts!
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern!?
A Plumpkin!.
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
the giraffe!.
did you hear about the fight in the candy store!?
two suckers got licked!.
Why do ducks have flat feet!?
For stomping out forest fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
For stomping out burning ducks!.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape!?
a grape is purple!.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill!?
Look, here come the elephants coming over the hill!.
Why did the elephant wear sunglasses!?
It didn't want to be recognized!.
Why did the grape wear sunglasses!?
It wanted to be an elephant!.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, she thought they were grapes!.
How does an elephant commit suicide!?
It sticks its trunk up its butt and farts!.
how many elephants fit in a volkswagen!?
ten: two in the front, two in the back, and six in the trunk!.
how do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator!?
footprints in the butter!.
how do you tell if ten elephants have been in your refrigerator!?
there's a volkswagen parked outside!.
what are the three steps for putting an elephant in your refrigerator!?
open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant, close the refrigerator door!.
what are the four steps for putting a rhinoceros in your refrigerator!?
open the refrigerator door, take out the elephant, put in the rhino, close the refrigerator door!.
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros!?
elephino!.
"i'm thirsty" "hi thirsty my name is Friday!. come over Saturday and we can have a Sundae!."
A guy walks into an empty bar and says, "Hey, Bartender,
give me a drink!." So the guy sits down, sipping his drink,
when he hears a small voice, "I like your tie!." The man turns to the bartender and says, "Did you say something!?" "No, I didn't say anything," says the bartender!. The man shrugs it off!. And again he hears the small voice call out, "Your hair looks really nice!." The man turns to the bartender and asks!. "There it goes again, didn't you hear that!?" "No," Replied the bartender, "I didn't hear anything!." Once again, the man returns to his drink when he hears, "Gee, that suit looks great on you!." "Bartender!" exclaimed the man, "I am absolutely sure I heard something!. What's going on here!?" "Oh," said the bartender!. "That must be our peanuts!. They're complimentary!."
Two guys in pre-colonial England!.!.!.
Person A: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Person B: Why!?
Person A: To get to the other side!.
Person B: That's so corny!.
Person A: What's CORN!?!!?!!?!
there's these 2 muffins in an oven!.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked!.
And one of them yells "Hey, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. What does a doughnut say to the other!?
A!. Nothing cos doughnuts don't talk!
Thats the cornyest and worst joke ever! So I though it was appropriate to post
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A!. Nothing cos doughnuts don't talk!
Thats the cornyest and worst joke ever! So I though it was appropriate to post
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What happened when the woman backed into an airplane propeller!?
dis A S S E D her!. (Disaster)Www@Enter-QA@Com
dis A S S E D her!. (Disaster)Www@Enter-QA@Com
corniest your momma joke
yo moma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo moma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is black and white ,and read all over!?
a newspaper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a newspaper!Www@Enter-QA@Com