Aren't some kids really cute ?!


Question: Aren't some kids really cute !?
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there!?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Really kids are cute!.

Here are some proofs!.


A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb!.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders!. Their insight may surprise you!. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!


1!. Don't change horses!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.until they stop running!.

2!. Strike while the!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bug is close!.

3!. It's always darkest before!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Daylight Saving Time!.

4!. Never underestimate the power of !.!.!.!.!.!.!. termites!.

5!. You can lead a horse to water but!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!. how!?

6!. Don't bite the hand that !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. looks dirty!.

7!. No news is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.impossible!.

8!. A miss is as good as a !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Mr!.

9!. You can't teach an old dog new !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. math!.

10!. If you lie down with dogs, you'll !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.stink in the morning!.

11!. Love all, trust !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. me!.

12!. The pen is mightier than the !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. pigs!.

13!. An idle mind is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the best way to relax!.

14!. Where there's smoke there's !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. pollution!.

15!. Happy the bride who!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.gets all the presents!.

16!. A penny saved is !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.! !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.not much!.

17!. Two's company, three's !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. the Musketeers!.

18!. Don't put off till tomorrow what !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. you put on to go to bed!.!

19!. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry!.!.!.!.!.!.!. and you have to blow your nose!.

20!. There are none so blind as !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Stevie Wonder!.

21!. Children should be seen and not !.!.!.!.!.!.spanked or grounded!.

22!. If at first you don't succeed !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. get new batteries!.

23!. You get out of something only what you !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. see in the picture on the box!.

24!. When the blind lead the blind !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. get out of the way!.

And the WINNER and last one!

25!. Better late than !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.pregnant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was funnnnny!
It was made funnier by the fact that she could have also been saying that the python didn't give a "tit"! Hahahahahahahaha!


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poor Peter Rabbit!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was good enough to make me laugh at 3:00amWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats the betht joke i have ether had!.

Thanks for making me smile!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

heard it before still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOLLLLL!.!.!.!. oh gosh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't find it that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

heard it but niceWww@Enter-QA@Com



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