A Dog Letter to God ...?!
Question: A Dog Letter to God !.!.!.!?
Dear God !.!.!. Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another!? Where are their priorities!?
Dear God !.!.!. When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch!? Or is it the same old story!?
Dear God !.!.!. Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray &the rabbit, but not one named for a dog!? How often do you see a cougar riding around!? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!?
Dear God !.!.!. If a dog barks his head off in the forest, & no human hears him, is he still a bad dog!?
Dear God !.!.!. If we come back as humans, is that good or bad!?
Dear God !.!.!. More meatballs & less spaghetti, please!?
Dear God !.!.!. When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in!?
Dear God !.!.!. Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone!? I have been howling at the moon & stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
Dear God !.!.!. Are there mailmen in Heaven!? If there are, will I have to apologize!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear God !.!.!. When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch!? Or is it the same old story!?
Dear God !.!.!. Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray &the rabbit, but not one named for a dog!? How often do you see a cougar riding around!? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!?
Dear God !.!.!. If a dog barks his head off in the forest, & no human hears him, is he still a bad dog!?
Dear God !.!.!. If we come back as humans, is that good or bad!?
Dear God !.!.!. More meatballs & less spaghetti, please!?
Dear God !.!.!. When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in!?
Dear God !.!.!. Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone!? I have been howling at the moon & stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
Dear God !.!.!. Are there mailmen in Heaven!? If there are, will I have to apologize!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
On the advice of God I am replying :
You & your master / friend odessaroberts50
are blessed to have good health, long life, enough wealth, peace & prosperity and Devine life!.
The imaginary questions / hypothetical one and that to in the indirect manner asked questions will not be answered!. Have direct contact through meditation & introspection and get the clarification!.
Yours spiritual cousin
Sam
On behalf of God!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You & your master / friend odessaroberts50
are blessed to have good health, long life, enough wealth, peace & prosperity and Devine life!.
The imaginary questions / hypothetical one and that to in the indirect manner asked questions will not be answered!. Have direct contact through meditation & introspection and get the clarification!.
Yours spiritual cousin
Sam
On behalf of God!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the joke
sometimes you are amazing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sometimes you are amazing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am a dog lover, so I have to say I love this one, very clever!.
I wonder if my dog had the same thoughts going through his mind when he was alive!. Hee hee!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wonder if my dog had the same thoughts going through his mind when he was alive!. Hee hee!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where did he post the letter and how did he buy a stamp!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah!! cutee!!!.!.!.
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aww haha xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear God!.!. This Joke was awfully Long for the length of laughter I got from it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very nice this morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.
I am giving you a star!.
Now where can I find a nice dog like that !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am giving you a star!.
Now where can I find a nice dog like that !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very nice,I guess God is laughing back there in heaven!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear God!.!.please accept this letter!.!.
Dear God!.!.why you spelled like mine!? only the place is different!.!.God:Dog!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear God!.!.why you spelled like mine!? only the place is different!.!.God:Dog!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear God !.!.!. More meatballs & less spaghetti, please!?
^ lol'd at that so hard !.!.hahaha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
^ lol'd at that so hard !.!.hahaha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i found some of those entertaining!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA what a polite doggy!.!.cute :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
awww, how cute =0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
kinda cute
nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kinda cute
nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.that is officially cute!.!. :)
thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com