If the dog could talk ...he would be saying?!
Question: If the dog could talk !.!.!.he would be saying!?
Ooh!. I don't feel well!. Barf!.!.!. Hey look, more food!
Gotta catch the tail!.!.!. Gotta catch the tail!.!.!. Gotta--
One of these days!.!.!. I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet!.
(after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
OhboyOhboyAballThrowmetheballC'monthro!.!.!.
Fetch this!
Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it!?
"That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny!."
I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out!.
Get your a** up and let me out
Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and you get steak!?
You cut my balls off, I'm going to kill youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gotta catch the tail!.!.!. Gotta catch the tail!.!.!. Gotta--
One of these days!.!.!. I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet!.
(after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
OhboyOhboyAballThrowmetheballC'monthro!.!.!.
Fetch this!
Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it!?
"That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny!."
I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out!.
Get your a** up and let me out
Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and you get steak!?
You cut my balls off, I'm going to kill youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! you again Doggone girl or Dog girl gone or girl gone all dog (What!!) Damn the caffeineWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Do you have any idea how tiring it is to play fetch!? Here Biot*h, i throw, you fetch!!!!"
"If i pee on your old furnitures, that means you need to replace them, moron"
"hey, last night while you were out, i saw your bf kissing the hot momma next door, and he told me not to tell you!.!.!.!.ooopss!.!.!.!.forget i said that!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If i pee on your old furnitures, that means you need to replace them, moron"
"hey, last night while you were out, i saw your bf kissing the hot momma next door, and he told me not to tell you!.!.!.!.ooopss!.!.!.!.forget i said that!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sausages! Sausage! Sausage!"
The ability to talk to animals no longer available!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The ability to talk to animals no longer available!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He would say,
http://s2!.gladiatus!.us/game/c!.php!?uid=43!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://s2!.gladiatus!.us/game/c!.php!?uid=43!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going to jump up and bite you!. Because I am a mean spirited little prick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love being able to lick my own balls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What the "f*ck" are you looking at!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey sister, where do you want this bone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going for chill fry's would you like to share!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why dont you let me out!?!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
do your own trick!.!.!.prickWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love you odessaroberts50Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wer are my b*tches at!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO !! this is so funny!.!.ah my stomach hurts and my tears coming out ! >!.<"
okie!.!.have a star lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okie!.!.have a star lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wheres me steak an chips you eat this slimey jelly muck
i want cocopops not ruddy meaty cubes are you mad
why shud i pick that dirty stick up you put it in ya mouth
so waht if i trumped you smalt it you dealt you fed me
crikey i need crap wheres the bogroll
why cant i hump everythin wiv four legs you do to people wiv 2 legs
i said you ave the chicken bones an ill ave meat
why cant the cat admit defeat
you ave collar an lead on for change an see how you like it when you try to run an get yanked bkWww@Enter-QA@Com
i want cocopops not ruddy meaty cubes are you mad
why shud i pick that dirty stick up you put it in ya mouth
so waht if i trumped you smalt it you dealt you fed me
crikey i need crap wheres the bogroll
why cant i hump everythin wiv four legs you do to people wiv 2 legs
i said you ave the chicken bones an ill ave meat
why cant the cat admit defeat
you ave collar an lead on for change an see how you like it when you try to run an get yanked bkWww@Enter-QA@Com