Sex is like math?!
Question: Sex is like math!?
!.u add the bed
!.!.subtract the clothes
!.!.!.divide the legs
!.!.!.leave your solution
!.!.!.and pray you dont multiply
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!.!.subtract the clothes
!.!.!.divide the legs
!.!.!.leave your solution
!.!.!.and pray you dont multiply
star this if it made you smile!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very cute and true !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny!.!.!.!.star
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sex is like math (alternative version!)
you peek out the window
!.!.!.subtract the bottle of wine from bed
!.!.!.divide your body equally between the two women
!.!.!.leave your solution (as quickly as possible)
!.!.!.& pray your wife doesn't come home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you peek out the window
!.!.!.subtract the bottle of wine from bed
!.!.!.divide your body equally between the two women
!.!.!.leave your solution (as quickly as possible)
!.!.!.& pray your wife doesn't come home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it sounds better in greek, but it doesn't sound that bad in english either
Seth i know what you mean, but as much as i love having sex i'm never gonna go near a saw since i almost lost an entire hand to one :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seth i know what you mean, but as much as i love having sex i'm never gonna go near a saw since i almost lost an entire hand to one :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
nothing much to smile--so--soWww@Enter-QA@Com
If its just like math then i would be a master at it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sex is like learning to use a hack saw!.!.
!.!.!.anyone who has every learned to use a hack saw would understand!.!.
but yea ive received this joke in a text before !.!.!. :)
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.anyone who has every learned to use a hack saw would understand!.!.
but yea ive received this joke in a text before !.!.!. :)
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com