A new joke for you?!
Question: A new joke for you!?
cab driver picks up a nun and she gives him directions as to where to go!.!.as they are driving along she notices him staring at her in the rearview mirror so she asks him!.!.!.is everything ok son!?!?!? he says sister im sorry but i have to make a confesion here!.!.!.you are the most beautiful nun ive ever seen and well ive always wanted to make love to a nun!.!.!.!.so she asks him son are you a catholic!?!?!? he says yes i am!.!.!.she says pull into this alley and get in back with me!.!.!.when he does she proceedes to give him the very best B>J> he has ever had so as they continue on there way he says sister i have another confesion !.!.!.!.im not really a catholic!.!.!.!.and she say well then i have a conffession for you and in a deep voice she says
my name is bob and im on my way to a costume party!!!!!!!
id love to get my very first stars for this one!.!.!.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
my name is bob and im on my way to a costume party!!!!!!!
id love to get my very first stars for this one!.!.!.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You always crack me up babe!.!.!.thats why I love you!.!.!.!.LMFAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahahah!. i actually like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was soo funnt if u made that up by urself you should totally be a full time comedian well do it as ur job u r sooooooooooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!! That was jaw dropping!. Awesome one!. You definitely get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
THAT IS F*CKING FUNNY!.
But also Disturbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But also Disturbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha thats so hilllarious!!!!
star4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
star4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but i agree with the other guy that's just grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
VERY GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!! Freakin' funny! You get a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
laughing out loudWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
love it
have your 11th starWww@Enter-QA@Com
love it
have your 11th starWww@Enter-QA@Com
dang!. one word, but describes it all!. dang!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ewww didnt c that one comin lol not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny its just grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hilarious i have to e-mail this to all my friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com
ow!.!.!.!. ouch that must have sent shivers down that guys spine!! lol
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey thats funny!.!.!.!.star
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com