Wow this is just one of those jokes!!!!! =) ......?!
Question: Wow this is just one of those jokes!!!!! =) !.!.!.!.!.!.!?
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so!. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy!. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it!.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one!.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time!.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb!. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure!. I apparently still looked confused!. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty!. It was empty!.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it!.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it!. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside!. 'Do these excite you!?' She asked!.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head!. She then said it was time to slip the condom on!.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk!.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time!.' So I climbed on her!. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes!. put that condom on!?' she asked!.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one!.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time!.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb!. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure!. I apparently still looked confused!. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty!. It was empty!.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it!.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it!. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside!. 'Do these excite you!?' She asked!.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head!. She then said it was time to slip the condom on!.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk!.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time!.' So I climbed on her!. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes!. put that condom on!?' she asked!.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!!!! hahaha lmao!! thats really funny!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that's really funny! She probably got pregnant, idiot boy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahhaahhaha that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i dont get it, maybe coz im too young :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
so funny have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG AS SOON AS I READ THAT BOTTOM LINE MY EYES BECAME THE SIZE OF DONUTS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good and funny
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com