Is this to stupid to post...A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.?!

"Listen," he says to the
bartender!. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is
my beer on the house!?" "We'll See," says the bartender!. So the guy
pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the
bar,
and the hamster begins to play!. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but
i'll need to see more!." "Hold on," says the man!. He then pulls out a
bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River!." A patron jups up from mhis
table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100
right now for the frog!." "Sold," says the guy!. The patron takes the
bullfrog and leaves!. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,
"but you just gave away a fortune!." "Not really," says the guy!. "The
hamster is also a ventriloquist!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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