Chicken joke (is this the funniest chicken joke u know?....)?!
Question: Chicken joke (is this the funniest chicken joke u know!?!.!.!.!.)!?
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber!. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St!. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph!."
Ralph was stunned!. "I'm dead!? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for!. Send me back!"
St!. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken!."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St!. Peter to send him to a farm near his home!. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground!.
A rooster strolled past!. "So, you're the new hen, huh!? How's your first day here!?'
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside!. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "Obviously you've never laid an egg before!? Well, just relax and let it happen!. It's no big deal," said the rooster!.
3 hours ago - 3 days left to answer!.
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3 hours ago
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood!. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming!.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout!.!.!.
"Ralph! Wake up!. You're pooping in the bed!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ralph was stunned!. "I'm dead!? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for!. Send me back!"
St!. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken!."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St!. Peter to send him to a farm near his home!. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground!.
A rooster strolled past!. "So, you're the new hen, huh!? How's your first day here!?'
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside!. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "Obviously you've never laid an egg before!? Well, just relax and let it happen!. It's no big deal," said the rooster!.
3 hours ago - 3 days left to answer!.
Additional Details
3 hours ago
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood!. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming!.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout!.!.!.
"Ralph! Wake up!. You're pooping in the bed!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL !.!.!. not ur best one but it soo works!!!.!. i changed my avatar !.!.!.and the name !.!. i was ???!.!.!. hope you still recognize me!!!.!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's funny!. a little gross, but funny!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaah!.!.hiyaks!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! that deserves a *!
loovee it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It is THE most idiotic and bring joke i have ever heard!! Useless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! those are so funny! gross, but oh so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i hate wives!.!.!.!.thats y u go 2 striper clubWww@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies Honey you made my day,here have a star and pls can I nab this one from you!?!?!?!?!?!?xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha made my day!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oooo man lol!. that would deff be gross lol!!! thats funny thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg thats so funny!!
lol good ones
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!.
" An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good ones
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!.
" An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol motherhood to poop!.
heres one,
there were 3 men goin on a plane a white man an aisan man and a black man they got on the plane and the white man said " lets through something out the widow for good luck" so the balck man through out a penny, the aisan man through out a quarter and the white man through out a bomb, hours later they landed and got in seperate cabs and went to there houses!. the black man on the way to his house saw a man crying on the sidewalk and he stoped and asked what the problem was, the man said that his dog swallowed a penny and died, and the aisan man waz going home and saw a man crying on the side walk and asked what was wrong and the man said that his daughter got hit on the head with a quarter and died, the white man saw a man laughing and crying at the same time and asked what was wrong with him and he said that he farted and his house blew up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres one,
there were 3 men goin on a plane a white man an aisan man and a black man they got on the plane and the white man said " lets through something out the widow for good luck" so the balck man through out a penny, the aisan man through out a quarter and the white man through out a bomb, hours later they landed and got in seperate cabs and went to there houses!. the black man on the way to his house saw a man crying on the sidewalk and he stoped and asked what the problem was, the man said that his dog swallowed a penny and died, and the aisan man waz going home and saw a man crying on the side walk and asked what was wrong and the man said that his daughter got hit on the head with a quarter and died, the white man saw a man laughing and crying at the same time and asked what was wrong with him and he said that he farted and his house blew up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com