REDNECK joke EVER HEARD THIS ONE?...?!
Question: REDNECK joke EVER HEARD THIS ONE!?!.!.!.!?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural!.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts!?"
About 90 students raise their hands!.
"Well, that's a good start!. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost!?"
About 40 students raise their hands!.
"That's really good!. I'm glad you take this seriously!. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost!?"
Fifteen students raise their hands!.
"That's a great response!. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost!?"
Three students raise their hands!.
"That's fantastic!. But let me ask you one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost!?"
One student in the back raises his hand!. The professor is astonished!. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost!. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium!.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost!."
The student replies, "Ghost!!? I thought you said 'goat'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts!?"
About 90 students raise their hands!.
"Well, that's a good start!. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost!?"
About 40 students raise their hands!.
"That's really good!. I'm glad you take this seriously!. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost!?"
Fifteen students raise their hands!.
"That's a great response!. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost!?"
Three students raise their hands!.
"That's fantastic!. But let me ask you one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost!?"
One student in the back raises his hand!. The professor is astonished!. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost!. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium!.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost!."
The student replies, "Ghost!!? I thought you said 'goat'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
!.!.!. wahaha !! !.!. freakishly weird ,,, =D!.!.
LOL !.!.
thanks for the laugh!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !.!.
thanks for the laugh!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is the most idiotic, boring and F**ing, I dont know wht to call it, maybe a set of illogical statements, I've ever heard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Truly awful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha this is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one, lol ive never heard it!. I though it was gonna be a racest joke about sleeping with african americansWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ew hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!! That is soooo funny! That is the best joke I have heard all day! Two thumbs up and a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have heard the joke and it's still funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before!! but its still helllllaaa funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies never heard this one,you really had me laughing so hard I nearly fell of my chair,me dog think's I am crazy!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAH!.!. iloveit most of ma fam is redneck but not me !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol EWWW haha never heard it before!. kinda gross but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
he had sex with goats!.!.!.!.!.!.is he gay or something!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! thats nasty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com