Little Johnnie was late for class, and when he saw that the door was already clo!
Question: Little Johnnie was late for class, and when he saw that the door was already closed, he opened it and went!?
into the classroom tentatively!.
He very quietly shut the door and tiptoed to his seat hoping not to get the teacher after him!.
This upset the teacher, who said him, "Johnnie, is this how your father would have come in - late and sneaking to his seat!? Go out and get it right this time!"
So, Little Johnnie left the room and shut the door behind him quietly, as he'd come in!. Then a moment later, he flung open the door with a clatter and stomped back into the room with a lit cigarette dangling from his lips!. He slammed the door behind him, put his cigarette out on the carpet with his foot and said, "So Honey, didn't expect ME, did ya!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He very quietly shut the door and tiptoed to his seat hoping not to get the teacher after him!.
This upset the teacher, who said him, "Johnnie, is this how your father would have come in - late and sneaking to his seat!? Go out and get it right this time!"
So, Little Johnnie left the room and shut the door behind him quietly, as he'd come in!. Then a moment later, he flung open the door with a clatter and stomped back into the room with a lit cigarette dangling from his lips!. He slammed the door behind him, put his cigarette out on the carpet with his foot and said, "So Honey, didn't expect ME, did ya!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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lmao funny!.!.!.!.!.
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"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com