The Aisle Seat?!


Question: The Aisle Seat!?
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London!. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat!.!.!.
Just before takeoff, a U!.S!. Marine sat down in the aisle seat!. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke!.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll g et it for you!.'
As soon as he le ft, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one,too!.'
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it!.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it!.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight!.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened!.


'Why does it have to be this way!?' he asked!. 'How long must this go on!? This fighting between our nations!? This hatred!? This animosity!?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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lol!.!.!.ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was so funny i forgot to laugh (what film was that off again!?)

Its ok ill answer myself the gooniesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao good one

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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."


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so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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