Secret........ At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults !
Question: Secret!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one!?
dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth!."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out!. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth!."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father!."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth!."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother!."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door!.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth!."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out!. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth!."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father!."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth!."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother!."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door!.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth!."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Surprise ending, I like this joke!. That is something the mother doesn't want the father to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whoa dude! That's some rough stuff! Glad it's not happening to me!. At least now I can laugh about it!. Ha ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!. Great joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a new one for me!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ive heard this one many times but it still makes me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
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never heard that one!. it was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!. Nice!. Starred! *
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp!.
They rub it and a Genie comes out!.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish!.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk!. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!.'
Puff! She's gone!.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep!. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life!.'
Puff! He's gone!.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager!.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch!.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp!.
They rub it and a Genie comes out!.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish!.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk!. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!.'
Puff! She's gone!.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep!. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life!.'
Puff! He's gone!.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager!.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch!.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com