~lol so mean isn't it?~?!
Question: ~lol so mean isn't it!?~!?
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice!. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you!."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him!. The man was astonished!.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road!. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die!."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him!. "Where are you!?" the man asked!. "Who are you!?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered!.
"Oh yeah!?" the man asked!. "And where the hell were you when I got married!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him!. The man was astonished!.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road!. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die!."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him!. "Where are you!?" the man asked!. "Who are you!?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered!.
"Oh yeah!?" the man asked!. "And where the hell were you when I got married!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao!.!.!.no-one's that lucky!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe yea pretty mean heres one for you
Whats the similarity between wives and cell phones!?!?
U wish u cud have waited longer , coz u cud have got the new modelWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whats the similarity between wives and cell phones!?!?
U wish u cud have waited longer , coz u cud have got the new modelWww@Enter-QA@Com
Gorje i was infront of you the whole time - but you just walked right passed me :( hehehe ah well im still here 4 ya :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome, friggin hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG ONCE AGAIN HALARIOUS U DESERVE A *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Amen brother!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! Whoever thought this was mean, needs a sense of humor! It's called a MARRIAGE JOKE!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!.!.!. a star!Im still wiping my tears from laughing so hard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was mean!. you need to learn to be nicer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe Nice one! :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL Just what all of us are wondering!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LMAO!!! haha thats great!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com