~kinda lame isn't it?~?!


Question: ~kinda lame isn't it!?~!?
A woman's husband was cheating on her!. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband!. One day she found a beautiful lamp lying in the streets!. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit!. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!
So, the woman thinks of a first wish!.!.!.
"I want to be rich!!!"
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish!.!.!.
"I want to be beautiful!!"
So, the woman became beautiful, and the husband became twice as beautiful!.
"Okay", the genie says!. "This is your last wish so be careful what you wish for!"
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a decision!.
"I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Wow!. That is sorta lame, but I like saying this:


FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao thats a good one!.!.!.mine is lame too!




so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahahahaha nice!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!.!.!.can i borrow that lamp/!.!.!.lol!.!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hheheheheheehhe!.!.!.!. you made me chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was kind of, but it was still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love it! Ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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