~some people don't think do they?~?!
Question: ~some people don't think do they!?~!?
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel!. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp!.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously!. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three!.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals!.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to his freedom!. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances!. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted!.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously!. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth!. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three!.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals!.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to his freedom!. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances!. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted!.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA that is really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY! KEEP THEM COMING!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO !.!.!.well!.!.!.!.sometimes I don't think lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao haha - man id love a sea of beer - nooo smirnoff mmmm :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol baby!.!.!.he must have been Irish!.!.bloody pisshead!.!!!!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com